Dear Santa...
Dec. 3rd, 2008 08:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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</lj-cutjaded_jamie  Dear Santa...Type your cut contents here. Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I gave jo_potter a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In February mrbartleboom and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I helped eleblack see the light (8 points). In April I put gum in jaded_jamie's hair (-12 points). In March I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-764 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
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Date: 2008-12-03 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-12-04 12:00 am (UTC)Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
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Date: 2008-12-04 09:28 am (UTC)EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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Date: 2008-12-06 09:51 pm (UTC)Vabè, quel che è, basta il pensiero, giusto? XD
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Date: 2008-12-06 09:53 pm (UTC)