Picspam: Sheldon/Penny Season 1
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erychan86It's been a while since I started to think about a picspam about Sheldon and Penny from the tv show The Big Bang Theory, but I didn't have so much time in those days... since today and so I thought to start to work on it!
I love this couple and I admit that I'd like so much to see Penny end up with Sheldon.
Is not that I don't like Leonard, he's sweet but Penny/Leonard is boring IMHO... Btw, few years ago, none would never imagine that Barney/Robin could be THE (cutest) couple (ever) on How I Met Your Mother! Ok, ok the thing is a little bit different cos Ted/Robin was impossible and they made it perfectly clear on the pilot, but is good to dream and I could think about more that one scenario.
You have to admit that Jim Parson and Kaley Cuoco are rly cute together...
01: PILOT
Leonard: New neighbor?
Sheldon: Evidently.
Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
Sheldon: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.
Penny: Oh, hi.
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi
Penny: Hi?
Penny: Guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny.
Leonard: Leonard. Sheldon.
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: Hi
Sheldon: Hi
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: I'm gonna invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat.
Sheldon: Chat? We don't chat. At least not offline.
Leonard: It's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response.
Sheldon: To what end?
Penny: Wow!
Sheldon: Yeah. Well, it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.
Penny: So you're like one of those Beautiful Mind genius guys.
Sheldon: Yeah
Penny: This is really impressive.
Sheldon: Penny... that's where l sit.
Penny: So, sit next to me.
Penny: Really, thank you so much for going and trying, you're just... You're so terrific. Really.
02: THE BIG BRAN HYPOTHESIS
Penny: How many Superman movies are there?
Sheldon: You're kidding, right?
Sheldon: Penny? I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.
Penny: In my apartment, while I was sleeping?!
Sheldon: And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. A throat doctor.
Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that's either a... proctologist or a general surgeon.
***
Sheldon: Penny, Penny! Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave, is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping, or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm.
Penny: ...
Sheldon: Well, that was a little non-responsive.
Sheldon: I have a master's and two Ph.D.s, I should not have to do this.
Penny: What?!
Sheldon: I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough
lover.
03: THE FUZZY BOOTS COROLLARY
04: THE LUMINOUS FISH EFFECT
Penny: I'm running out to the market. You need anything?
Sheldon: This would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.
Penny: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: I need eggs. Four dozen should suffice.
Penny: Four dozen?
Sheldon: Yes, and evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra large and jumbo.
Penny: Okay, one more time.
Sheldon: Never mind. You won't get it right. I'd better come with you.
Penny: YAY
Penny: How come you didn't go into work today?
Sheldon: I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
Penny: So you got canned, huh?
Sheldon: Theoretical physicists do not get canned... but yeah.
Penny: Maybe it's all for the best. I always say when one door closes, another one opens.
Sheldon: No, it doesn't. Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved.
Penny: No, I meant...
Sheldon: Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.
Penny: Never mind.
Sheldon: This is great. Look at me. I'm in the real world of ordinary people just living their ordinary, colorless workaday lives.
Penny: Thank you.
Sheldon: No, thank you.
Sheldon: That was fun. Maybe tomorrow we can go to one of those big warehouse stores.
Penny: Oh, I don't know. It's going to take me a while to recover from all the fun I had today.
Sheldon: Are you sure? There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.
05: THE HAMBURGER POSTULATE
Penny: The Barbecue Burger's like the Big Boy.
Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?
Penny: Because you're not at Big Boy!
Sheldon: Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger. Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.
Penny: Hey, Sheldon. What's going on?
Sheldon: I need your opinion on a matter of semiotics.
Penny: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: Semiotics. The study of signs and symbols. It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics.
Penny: Okay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaing yourself, but you're really not.
Sheldon: Just come with me.
Penny: So, how's everything?
Sheldon: Terrific. You'll be happy to know that I plan to come here every Tuesday night for the foreseeable future.
Penny: Really? YAY
06: THE MIDDLE EARTH PARADIGM
Leonard: He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction, fantasy...
Penny: Sure.
Sheldon: Comic books?
Penny: Fine.
Sheldon: Anime?
Penny: Of course.
Sheldon: TV, film, D- and-D, manga, Greek gods, Roman gods, Norse gods--
Penny: Anything you want! Okay? Any costume you want.
Penny: What's Sheldon supposed to be?
Leonard: He's the Doppler effect.
Sheldon: Yes. It's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer.
Penny: Oh, sure, I see it now. The Doppler effect. All right, I got to shower. You guys... make yourselves comfortable.
Sheldon: See? People get it.
07: THE DUMPLING PARADOX
Penny: If you guys need a fourth, I'll play.
Leonard: Great idea.
Sheldon: No. The wheel was a great idea, relativity was a great idea. This is a notion, and a rather sucky one at that.
Penny: Why?
Sheldon: Why? Oh, Penny, Penny, Penny.
Penny: Oh, What, what, what?
Sheldon: This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve. There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master, not to mention an extremely intricate backstory.
Penny: Oh cool. Whose head did I just blow off?
Sheldon: Mine.
***
Penny: Cover this, suckers!
Leonard: Penny, you are on fire!
Penny: Yes, and so is Sheldon.
Sheldon: Okay, that's it. I don't know how, but she is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.
Penny: Wait, Sheldon, come back. You forgot something.
Sheldon: What?
Penny: This plasma grenade. Look, it's raining you.
Penny: Okay, I have a problem.
Sheldon: It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly you deserve it.
Sheldon: Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartmen I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter cup of two percent milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who.
Sheldon: We would very much appreciate it if you would be the fourth member of our Halo team. I don't think I need to tell you what an honor this is.
Penny: That's so sweet, but I'm going out dancing with a girlfriend.
Sheldon: You can't go out; it's Halo night.
Penny: Well, for Penny, it's dancing night.
Sheldon: You go dancing every Wednesday?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Then that's not "dancing night."
08: THE GRASSHOPPER EXPERIMENT
Penny: Sheldon, what are you going to have?
Sheldon: I'll have a Diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine. I'll have a Virgin Cuba Libre. That's, rum and Coke without the rum.
Penny: Yes. So... Coke.
Sheldon: Yes. And would you make it diet?
Penny: There's a can in the fridge.
Sheldon: A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny: Then swim to Cuba.
Sheldon: Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.
Sheldon: Virgin diet Cuba Libre, please. In a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny: Oh, I'll wedge it right in there.
Penny: You do your experiments.I do mine.
09: THE COOPER-HOFSTADTER POLARIZATION
Sheldon: Penny, just to save you from further awkwardness, know that I'm perfectly comfortable with the two of us climbing the stairs in silence.
Penny: Oh, yeah ok, me too. Zip it, lock it. Put it in your pocket. So, you and Leonard...
Sheldon: Oh dear God...
Penny: Little misunderstanding, huh?
Sheldon: A little misunderstanding...? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding.
Penny: Anyway, I was talking to Leonard this morning and I think he feels really bad about it. How do you feel?
Sheldon: I don't understand the question.
10: THE LOOBENFELD DECAY
Penny: You'll never guess what just happened.
Leonard: I give up.
Sheldon: I don't guess. As a scientist, I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation. Although as I'm saying this, it occurs to me you may have been employing a rhetorical device rendering my response moot.
Sheldon: Remember how Leonard told you we couldn't come to your performance because we were attending a symposium on molecular positronium?
Penny: I remember "symposium."
Sheldon: Yes. Well... he lied.
Penny: Wait. What?
Sheldon: He lied, and I'm feeling very uncomfortable about it.
Penny: Well, imagine how I'm feeling.
Sheldon: Hungry? Tired? I'm sorry, this really isn't my strong suit.
11: THE PANCAKE BATTER ANOMALY
Penny: Sheldon, what are you doing here?
Sheldon: I'm sick. Thank you very much.
Penny: How could you have gotten if from me? I'm not sick.
Sheldon: You're a carrier. All these people here are doomed. You're doomed!
Penny: Sheldon, what do you want?
Sheldon: I want soup.
Penny: Why didn't you just have soup at home?
Sheldon: Penny, I have an IQ of 187. Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me to have had soup at home, I would have thought of it?
Penny: You can have soup delivered.
Sheldon: I did not think of that. Clearly, febrile delirium is setting in. Please bring me some soup while I still understand what a spoon is for.
Penny: Okay, well, you feel better.
Sheldon: Wait! Where are you going?
Penny: Home...to write some bad checks.
Sheldon: You're going to leave me?
Penny: Sheldon, you are a grown man. Haven't you ever been sick before?
Sheldon: Of course, but not by myself.
Penny: Really? Never?
Sheldon: Well, once, when I was 15, spending the summer at the Heidelberg Institute in Germany.
Penny: Studying abroad?
Sheldon: No. Visiting professor.
Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Penny: What?
Sheldon: My Mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: Oh, sorry, honey. I don't know it.
Sheldon: I'll teach you.
12: THE JERUSALEM DUALITY
Penny: So you've got a little competition. I really don't see what the big deal is.
Sheldon: Of course you don't. You've never excelled at anything.
Penny: I don't understand exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?
13: THE BAT JAR CONJECTURE
Penny: Good afternoon, and welcome to today's Physics Bowl practice round. I'm Penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon, and isn't that just a little sad?
14: THE NERDVANA ANNIHILATION
Sheldon: You hypocrite!
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Little Miss "grown-ups don't play with toys." If I were to go into that apartment now, would I not find Beanie Babies? Are you not an accumulator of Care Bears and My Little Ponies? And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts? Hello, Hello Kitty!
15: THE PORK CHOP INDETERMINACY
16: THE PEANUT REACTION
Sheldon: Hello, Penny. Leonard just left.
Penny: I know. I want to talk to you.
Sheldon: What would we talk about? We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of. As you know, I don't care for chitchat.
Penny: Can you just let me in?
Sheldon: All right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.
Penny: Here's the deal: You either help me throw a birthday party or I will go into your bedroom and unbag all of your most valuable mint-condition comic books. And on one of them, you won't know which, I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink.
Sheldon: You can't do that. If you make a mark in a mint comic, it's no longer mint.
Penny: Do you understand the concept of blackmail?
Sheldon: Well, of course, I... I have an idea. Let's throw Leonard a kick-ass birthday party.
Penny: Sheldon, you're his friend. Friends give each other presents.
Sheldon: I accept your premise; I reject your conclusion.
Howard: Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention.
Penny: What?
Howard: Just do it.
Penny: It's a non-optional... social convention.
Sheldon: Oh. Fair enough.
Howard: He came with a manual.
Penny: A gift shouldn't be something someone needs, it should be something fun. Something they wouldn't buy for themself.
Sheldon: You mean like a sweater?
Penny: It's a fun sweater. It's got a bold geometric print.
Sheldon: Is it the geometry that makes it fun?
17: THE TANGERINE FACTOR
Penny: Leonard might come home. Can we talk in my apartment?
Sheldon: We're not done?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Why not? We're already through the looking glass anyway.
Sheldon: Just like Schrodinger's cat, your potential relationship with Leonard right now can be thought of as both good and bad. It is only by opening the box that you'll find out which it is.
Penny: Okay, so you're saying I should go out with Leonard.
Sheldon: Let me start again. In 1935, Erwin Schrodinger...
I love this couple and I admit that I'd like so much to see Penny end up with Sheldon.
Is not that I don't like Leonard, he's sweet but Penny/Leonard is boring IMHO... Btw, few years ago, none would never imagine that Barney/Robin could be THE (cutest) couple (ever) on How I Met Your Mother! Ok, ok the thing is a little bit different cos Ted/Robin was impossible and they made it perfectly clear on the pilot, but is good to dream and I could think about more that one scenario.
You have to admit that Jim Parson and Kaley Cuoco are rly cute together...
01: PILOT
Leonard: New neighbor?
Sheldon: Evidently.
Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
Sheldon: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.
Penny: Oh, hi.
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi
Penny: Hi?
Penny: Guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny.
Leonard: Leonard. Sheldon.
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: Hi
Sheldon: Hi
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: I'm gonna invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat.
Sheldon: Chat? We don't chat. At least not offline.
Leonard: It's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response.
Sheldon: To what end?
Penny: Wow!
Sheldon: Yeah. Well, it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.
Penny: So you're like one of those Beautiful Mind genius guys.
Sheldon: Yeah
Penny: This is really impressive.
Sheldon: Penny... that's where l sit.
Penny: So, sit next to me.
Penny: Really, thank you so much for going and trying, you're just... You're so terrific. Really.
02: THE BIG BRAN HYPOTHESIS
Penny: How many Superman movies are there?
Sheldon: You're kidding, right?
Sheldon: Penny? I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.
Penny: In my apartment, while I was sleeping?!
Sheldon: And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. A throat doctor.
Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that's either a... proctologist or a general surgeon.
***
Sheldon: Penny, Penny! Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave, is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping, or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm.
Penny: ...
Sheldon: Well, that was a little non-responsive.
Sheldon: I have a master's and two Ph.D.s, I should not have to do this.
Penny: What?!
Sheldon: I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough
lover.
04: THE LUMINOUS FISH EFFECT
Penny: I'm running out to the market. You need anything?
Sheldon: This would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.
Penny: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: I need eggs. Four dozen should suffice.
Penny: Four dozen?
Sheldon: Yes, and evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra large and jumbo.
Penny: Okay, one more time.
Sheldon: Never mind. You won't get it right. I'd better come with you.
Penny: YAY
Penny: How come you didn't go into work today?
Sheldon: I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
Penny: So you got canned, huh?
Sheldon: Theoretical physicists do not get canned... but yeah.
Penny: Maybe it's all for the best. I always say when one door closes, another one opens.
Sheldon: No, it doesn't. Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved.
Penny: No, I meant...
Sheldon: Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.
Penny: Never mind.
Sheldon: This is great. Look at me. I'm in the real world of ordinary people just living their ordinary, colorless workaday lives.
Penny: Thank you.
Sheldon: No, thank you.
Sheldon: That was fun. Maybe tomorrow we can go to one of those big warehouse stores.
Penny: Oh, I don't know. It's going to take me a while to recover from all the fun I had today.
Sheldon: Are you sure? There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.
05: THE HAMBURGER POSTULATE
Penny: The Barbecue Burger's like the Big Boy.
Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?
Penny: Because you're not at Big Boy!
Sheldon: Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger. Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.
Penny: Hey, Sheldon. What's going on?
Sheldon: I need your opinion on a matter of semiotics.
Penny: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: Semiotics. The study of signs and symbols. It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics.
Penny: Okay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaing yourself, but you're really not.
Sheldon: Just come with me.
Penny: So, how's everything?
Sheldon: Terrific. You'll be happy to know that I plan to come here every Tuesday night for the foreseeable future.
Penny: Really? YAY
06: THE MIDDLE EARTH PARADIGM
Leonard: He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction, fantasy...
Penny: Sure.
Sheldon: Comic books?
Penny: Fine.
Sheldon: Anime?
Penny: Of course.
Sheldon: TV, film, D- and-D, manga, Greek gods, Roman gods, Norse gods--
Penny: Anything you want! Okay? Any costume you want.
Penny: What's Sheldon supposed to be?
Leonard: He's the Doppler effect.
Sheldon: Yes. It's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer.
Penny: Oh, sure, I see it now. The Doppler effect. All right, I got to shower. You guys... make yourselves comfortable.
Sheldon: See? People get it.
07: THE DUMPLING PARADOX
Penny: If you guys need a fourth, I'll play.
Leonard: Great idea.
Sheldon: No. The wheel was a great idea, relativity was a great idea. This is a notion, and a rather sucky one at that.
Penny: Why?
Sheldon: Why? Oh, Penny, Penny, Penny.
Penny: Oh, What, what, what?
Sheldon: This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve. There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master, not to mention an extremely intricate backstory.
Penny: Oh cool. Whose head did I just blow off?
Sheldon: Mine.
***
Penny: Cover this, suckers!
Leonard: Penny, you are on fire!
Penny: Yes, and so is Sheldon.
Sheldon: Okay, that's it. I don't know how, but she is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.
Penny: Wait, Sheldon, come back. You forgot something.
Sheldon: What?
Penny: This plasma grenade. Look, it's raining you.
Penny: Okay, I have a problem.
Sheldon: It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly you deserve it.
Sheldon: Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartmen I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter cup of two percent milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who.
Sheldon: We would very much appreciate it if you would be the fourth member of our Halo team. I don't think I need to tell you what an honor this is.
Penny: That's so sweet, but I'm going out dancing with a girlfriend.
Sheldon: You can't go out; it's Halo night.
Penny: Well, for Penny, it's dancing night.
Sheldon: You go dancing every Wednesday?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Then that's not "dancing night."
08: THE GRASSHOPPER EXPERIMENT
Penny: Sheldon, what are you going to have?
Sheldon: I'll have a Diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine. I'll have a Virgin Cuba Libre. That's, rum and Coke without the rum.
Penny: Yes. So... Coke.
Sheldon: Yes. And would you make it diet?
Penny: There's a can in the fridge.
Sheldon: A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny: Then swim to Cuba.
Sheldon: Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.
Sheldon: Virgin diet Cuba Libre, please. In a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny: Oh, I'll wedge it right in there.
Penny: You do your experiments.I do mine.
09: THE COOPER-HOFSTADTER POLARIZATION
Sheldon: Penny, just to save you from further awkwardness, know that I'm perfectly comfortable with the two of us climbing the stairs in silence.
Penny: Oh, yeah ok, me too. Zip it, lock it. Put it in your pocket. So, you and Leonard...
Sheldon: Oh dear God...
Penny: Little misunderstanding, huh?
Sheldon: A little misunderstanding...? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding.
Penny: Anyway, I was talking to Leonard this morning and I think he feels really bad about it. How do you feel?
Sheldon: I don't understand the question.
10: THE LOOBENFELD DECAY
Penny: You'll never guess what just happened.
Leonard: I give up.
Sheldon: I don't guess. As a scientist, I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation. Although as I'm saying this, it occurs to me you may have been employing a rhetorical device rendering my response moot.
Sheldon: Remember how Leonard told you we couldn't come to your performance because we were attending a symposium on molecular positronium?
Penny: I remember "symposium."
Sheldon: Yes. Well... he lied.
Penny: Wait. What?
Sheldon: He lied, and I'm feeling very uncomfortable about it.
Penny: Well, imagine how I'm feeling.
Sheldon: Hungry? Tired? I'm sorry, this really isn't my strong suit.
11: THE PANCAKE BATTER ANOMALY
Penny: Sheldon, what are you doing here?
Sheldon: I'm sick. Thank you very much.
Penny: How could you have gotten if from me? I'm not sick.
Sheldon: You're a carrier. All these people here are doomed. You're doomed!
Penny: Sheldon, what do you want?
Sheldon: I want soup.
Penny: Why didn't you just have soup at home?
Sheldon: Penny, I have an IQ of 187. Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me to have had soup at home, I would have thought of it?
Penny: You can have soup delivered.
Sheldon: I did not think of that. Clearly, febrile delirium is setting in. Please bring me some soup while I still understand what a spoon is for.
Penny: Okay, well, you feel better.
Sheldon: Wait! Where are you going?
Penny: Home...to write some bad checks.
Sheldon: You're going to leave me?
Penny: Sheldon, you are a grown man. Haven't you ever been sick before?
Sheldon: Of course, but not by myself.
Penny: Really? Never?
Sheldon: Well, once, when I was 15, spending the summer at the Heidelberg Institute in Germany.
Penny: Studying abroad?
Sheldon: No. Visiting professor.
Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Penny: What?
Sheldon: My Mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: Oh, sorry, honey. I don't know it.
Sheldon: I'll teach you.
12: THE JERUSALEM DUALITY
Penny: So you've got a little competition. I really don't see what the big deal is.
Sheldon: Of course you don't. You've never excelled at anything.
Penny: I don't understand exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?
13: THE BAT JAR CONJECTURE
Penny: Good afternoon, and welcome to today's Physics Bowl practice round. I'm Penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon, and isn't that just a little sad?
14: THE NERDVANA ANNIHILATION
Sheldon: You hypocrite!
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Little Miss "grown-ups don't play with toys." If I were to go into that apartment now, would I not find Beanie Babies? Are you not an accumulator of Care Bears and My Little Ponies? And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts? Hello, Hello Kitty!
16: THE PEANUT REACTION
Sheldon: Hello, Penny. Leonard just left.
Penny: I know. I want to talk to you.
Sheldon: What would we talk about? We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of. As you know, I don't care for chitchat.
Penny: Can you just let me in?
Sheldon: All right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.
Penny: Here's the deal: You either help me throw a birthday party or I will go into your bedroom and unbag all of your most valuable mint-condition comic books. And on one of them, you won't know which, I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink.
Sheldon: You can't do that. If you make a mark in a mint comic, it's no longer mint.
Penny: Do you understand the concept of blackmail?
Sheldon: Well, of course, I... I have an idea. Let's throw Leonard a kick-ass birthday party.
Penny: Sheldon, you're his friend. Friends give each other presents.
Sheldon: I accept your premise; I reject your conclusion.
Howard: Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention.
Penny: What?
Howard: Just do it.
Penny: It's a non-optional... social convention.
Sheldon: Oh. Fair enough.
Howard: He came with a manual.
Penny: A gift shouldn't be something someone needs, it should be something fun. Something they wouldn't buy for themself.
Sheldon: You mean like a sweater?
Penny: It's a fun sweater. It's got a bold geometric print.
Sheldon: Is it the geometry that makes it fun?
17: THE TANGERINE FACTOR
Penny: Leonard might come home. Can we talk in my apartment?
Sheldon: We're not done?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Why not? We're already through the looking glass anyway.
Sheldon: Just like Schrodinger's cat, your potential relationship with Leonard right now can be thought of as both good and bad. It is only by opening the box that you'll find out which it is.
Penny: Okay, so you're saying I should go out with Leonard.
Sheldon: Let me start again. In 1935, Erwin Schrodinger...
Wow... that was long. I didn't remember so many scenes between those two in season 1. Maybe for season two I'll had to split the post in two!
So, that's all for now but I'll hope to come back soon as I can with the second part... and meybe more cos - looking at this - I'm maybe starting to think about a possible music video... It would be nice tho... Maybe I'll look for a fanmix for some songs cos, for now, I have no idea! Let me know if you have some ideas for the song and leave a comment for the picspam and/or your opinion about this couple, I'd love to know: what do you think about them? & In which scenario woyuld you like to see 'em?
So, that's all for now but I'll hope to come back soon as I can with the second part... and meybe more cos - looking at this - I'm maybe starting to think about a possible music video... It would be nice tho... Maybe I'll look for a fanmix for some songs cos, for now, I have no idea! Let me know if you have some ideas for the song and leave a comment for the picspam and/or your opinion about this couple, I'd love to know: what do you think about them? & In which scenario woyuld you like to see 'em?
